#dowcipy
- Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul Aziz.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a day.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn"t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...

+: shanella, Jonny-Bravo, Martin426, Piotr1980 -: Lama

#dowcipy
- Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul Aziz.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a day.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn"t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...

+: shanella, Jonny-Bravo, Martin426, Piotr1980 -: Lama

#dowcipy
- Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul Aziz.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a day.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn"t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...

+: shanella, Jonny-Bravo, Martin426, Piotr1980 -: Lama

#dowcipy

Facet do żony:
- Kochanie, przynieś mi piwo.
- Może jakieś magiczne słowo?
Facet:
- Hokus pokus czary mary, zapierdalaj po browary!
He, he, he!
Na co żona:
- Hokus pokus, ence pence, zamiast cipki masz dziś ręce!
Na co facet:
- Skoro jesteś tak pyskata, dziś ominie cię wypłata
Żona:
- Bardzo mocne twoje czary, zaraz biegnę po browary

+: Blueboy, shanella, Chris, Jonny-Bravo, GROM1PL, Martin426 -: Lama, fotomontaz więcej (3)

Polacy byli dużo lepsi! Szkoda, ze remis, ale lepiej remis niż porażka, awans bardzo blisko!

#euro2016

+: Blueboy, Lama, GROM1PL, Dimple -: Tomasz396, Deykun więcej (1)